Hard As Fuck!

No Fear, No Remorse, No Regret and take no shit

Like in Dawn Of The Dead.Trapped on a bus surrounded by fucking zombies with nothing but a single bullet and a propane tank. You shoot the tank and blow yourself and all those fuckers straight to hell. Thats Hard As Fuck!

by Dr Jerksacockov March 11, 2009

Hard Attack

instant arousing caused by a she female:

"Cecilie was so damn hot at the party last nite, she almost gave me a hard attack in front of everyone"

by Androix October 2, 2009

Hard Ass

One who takes on a burden or difficult task in order to seem capable or brave.

Mr. hard ass said that he'd carry the heavy shit!

by j-snap-tits May 30, 2009

Hard-Attack

A public involuntary boner.

Scott suddenly realized he was having a hard-attack in the cafeteria after watching Susanne peel her banana across the lunch table.

by Leaves1986 June 11, 2011

Very hard anal with John

When one decides to have anal with a close friend named John, commonly used as being gay but with the phrase “no homo”it will not be gay.

Homie 1:I’ve been thinking about having some very hard anal with John

Homie 2:bro what the fuck

by MrTacoLad October 19, 2021

Hard as hail

It’s not hard as hell. Hell isnt hard. Hail is. Hell is hot. Hence the phrase “hot as hell”

That test was hard as hail.

by Godofthottties9679 June 6, 2018

Hard as tits

When something is so incredibly rock hard that there is no other way to express it.

Harder than a black man's raging boner, something that is "hard as tits" is capable of breaking reinforced concrete, and in some cases diamonds.

DAMMIT, these fish sticks are as HARD AS TITS!!!!!!

by MissMikkyy November 13, 2011