1.Stemming from the AFL Live series of games, the term "Bad Handball" is used in a similar way to "Bad Call" or "You Idiot." Also used after a shit joke or a joke that falls on its face. A Pre-recording of Dennis Cometti saying "Bad Handball" is the correct pronunciation ie "Baaaad Handball." A Handball is an aspect of Australian Football.
2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
2.An act of scullduggery or "bad blokeness" or simply a bad decision, if something is bad then generally the phrase can be manipulated to apply
Person 1: "Kevin Rudd? More like Kevin Gay"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
Person 1: "I hooked up with a fat, ugly chick"
Person 2: "Bad Handball"
by goflb June 28, 2009
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My boy Bob had some drinks last night and wound up getting a Guatemalan handbag from this girl in the backseat of an Uber.
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It was the two hours since the meeting started and no progress had been made and the chairmen said we needed to stop dancing round handbags and make a decision.
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Staple lunch item for Tradesmen in Australia
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I really do love you, she's just a social handbag.(I actually had a friend that stayed with someone keeping quite and watching him cheat because he gave her an extended explanation of what that was and why it was needed. She was a rere)
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I dropped the handbrake after she nagged me about my Popular Mechanics collection and copious beer drinking.
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