Hartford Handgranade

This degrading sexual act was first done in the area of Hartford CT, it has been used many times both as a sex act and a way to end a relationship. It was created by a large group of men from Hartford while on a fishing trip in upstate New York and upon their return to CT several members used it for both purposes. It is when a man shits in their hand or picks up a piece of shit and then throws it in the face of a woman

During the heat of passion Todd gave Conis a Hartford Handgranade and she loved it."" After Jay caught his woman cheating on him, he surprised her at the door with a Hartford Handgranade!

by TheZman August 17, 2010

handbruh

when you dont have a bra on and you use your hands to support your boobs.

do you have a bra on?
nahh kid i got a handbruh.

by KayTx January 11, 2008

handrimmer

It's where she jerks your dick while licking your asshole.

I met this skank at a bar, and she totally gave me a handrimmer in my van. I think I'm in love.

by trigonman3 November 25, 2009

Handerdellossity

(hand-der-dell-la-loss-it-tee) The awesomeness of hands

the handerdellossity is so high, my hands are exploding!

by zwesome4444 October 22, 2010

Handdroid

A smart phone designed solely for masturbation.

My computer died mid-stroke, so I had to finish on my Handdroid.

by AllForLaughs August 16, 2016

Handvac

An object or tool of sorts used for self fellatio..

Dude 1: "I can't my girlfriend to go down on me."

Dude 2:"You need a handvac bro."

Dude 1:"What the hell for??"

Dude 2:"So you can suck your own dick! Haha"

by CockAdoodleDoo!! December 8, 2016

Front-Hander

Word, list of words, phrase, equation, etc. written on the palm of your hand (front of the hand, as opposed to the back of the hand) in order to help "assist" in an upcoming test/exam. Can easily be smeared off when done to avoid accidental teacher confrontation.

Dewey: Hey, how are we supposed to know this for the test?

Rivers Cuomo: We had that written in our notes, you just have to memorize it.

Dewey: Oh, well that's gonna be a front-hander.

by \/\/33Z3R R00lz D00d March 31, 2008