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Habersham County

Habersham is a small place of about 44,000 people. Common past times include smoking meth, having sex with close family members, driving extra large pickups to make up for extra small penises, and growing old and realizing that all you've provided the world is a series of Republican votes. Habersham is also known for its lovely police department who managed to throw a flash-bang into a baby's playpen during a... meth raid. They may not have caught the perp, but at least they severely disfigured an innocent child in the process. If taking a road trip, one should avoid driving through Habersham at all costs as the local backwoods inbreds can not comprehend the minute complexities of operating their pickup trucks and will tailgate and cut you off from one side of the county to the other. The wildlife native to the county is gorgeous... too bad the infestation of hunters kill most of it, so you probably won't witness any. I highly advise anyone to reconsider travel plans.
The GPS is trying to take us through Habersham County. Let's be safe and take the hour detour around it.
by PappaBless69 January 5, 2019
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The kind of guy who steals free samples from Sams Club.
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Blantant bullshit. To go about and a decietful manner.
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A cubic mouthful. i.e. Unit of volume.
Bluto Blutarsky squeezed a hubert of mashed potatoes on the preppy.

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