A distinct individual. A Guido is mysterious and he always keeps you wanting to know more about him. He has this killer smile that can make you melt, and they may be shy at first but once you get to know a Guido you find yourself becoming really interested in one. They have this unique sense of humor and Guidos always have you smiling even when you're not with one. They're very strong willed and talented. They're usually tall and have really nice shoulders. Guidos have a strong sexth appeal, and theres just something unique about a Guido that keeps you really drawn to him. Guidos are too modest about themselves and don't tend to realize how great they really are and that can get irritating sometimes.. Make sure to always be there for your Guido, and if you find a Guido you're pretty lucky because they're rly hard to find..
by askdhsuw July 18, 2014
Get the Guidomug. by Mer Thang November 21, 2011
Get the Guidomug. You thrust a woman(or dude) until they say that they are cumming, next quickly pull out and say "Han shot first".
So I was giving it to this chick last night. She was about to cum and bam i pulled The Guido on her.
by Steve the Mandelorian May 18, 2010
Get the The Guidomug. Any person (most commonly of italian descent) that has an immense amount of pride in himself. Usually wears tight Armani Exchange, Ed Hardy, Calvin Klein, or Guess clothing. Typically spend a significant amount of time on his appearence in order to look flashy and appealing. Hairstyles include Crowns, Front Flips, Fohawks, and spikes. The most abundant place that Guido's are found are in the New Jersey, New York Tri-state area. Can sometimes be associated with metro-sexual as they do tend to care about their outward appearance more then other men. Usually spend time on facial grooming (eyebrow waxing, ect..) and tanning.
Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life
Guido's enjoy clubbing and drinking and girls. Dance styles can seem a little out of whack, but it is a form of expressing ones mental and physical state of tranquility and ecstasy. They take pride in their own italian background (as little or non existent it may be) and enjoy a restless, and care free life
Look at that Guido on the dancefloor.
by TonyDel January 19, 2010
Get the Guidomug. A Man's name in Italiano. Means like Gill in english. Also means "I drive" which might explain why foreigners tend to term all Italiano men as Guido. Perhaps because most Italiano men are Mario Andretti race car wanabes.
When driving between Rome and Naples, one will encounter the indigenous Guido in large numbers. They are reckless and dangerous, but when they are not driving they are pretty cool.
by Roberto Franceschielo October 13, 2005
Get the Guidomug. a (not so) young "italian" man, the lurks in the new jersey/york area, that is intrested only in the customs of fist pumping, clubbing, tanning, working out, and doing one's own hair, this is populary know as GTL(gym, tan, laundry).
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
may, perhaps, be a sup-species of the mexican cholo or english chav . more probable, a species located in the same family.
the feminine version is know as a guidette, who is equally obnoxius but is typically not as fit as her masculine counterpart.
many Guidos recently took part in an informational televised documentary know as "Jersey Shore"
Snooki's classy Guido/Guidette quotes
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
"I think my crotch is sticking out."
"You look at me you think I’m like a stuck-up b***h, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that’s my soul, like I f**kin’ like, save animals, like that’s what I do."
"That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that cause they're alive when you kill it."
"I tried to eat but I couldn't get it in my freakin' mouth 'cause I'm disabled."
"I feel like a pilgrim from the friggin’ 20’s washing sh*t right now."
"I don’t go tanning tanning anymore because Obama put a 10% tax on tanning. I feel like he did that intentionally for us, like McCain would never put a 10% tax on tanning.. because he is pale and he would probably wanna be tanned."
"This weather is disgusting & I cannot wait to be lying down on a beach with a friggin’ margarita in my hand & my roommates by my side."
Vinny: You look hot…you just took my breath away.
Snooki: You tryin’ to smush right now?
Snooki: Wanna f**k?
Vinny: Sure.
by figure.skater June 18, 2011
Get the Guidomug. A disgrace and embrassment to the Italian people and culture and people who live in New Jersey and New York.
Person 1: "He's from Jersey? He doesn't look like a Guido"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
Person 2: " Yeah and doesnt have that accent!"
by hjklghyfkjgfkjj August 12, 2011
Get the Guidomug.