fall on the grenade

the selfless act of working your way into the pants of a fat ugly female troll so that your buddy can get laid by her more-appealing ladyfriend; hopefully he signals his success before you have to actually consumate the deal, you don't want to be waking up in the morning with the coyote ugly troll laying in your bed

Two hotties came into the bar with their troll in tow; I decided to fall on the grenade so that Ken and Matt could get laid by the hotties. Fortunately Lucinda the Troll wanted to go slow so after I had heard the bedsprings in the other two rooms I told her I had a headache and gave her Rob's cellphone number then told her to call me 3 days hence.

by Roddy February 28, 2004

Golden Grenade

Saying "I love you" for the first time, especially if you're nervous about it and taking a chance.

Sally was shocked when Bob dropped the golden grenade on their first date.

by Totally_Awesome July 7, 2009

Mohawk Grenade

Weapon in the world of Warcraft which will turn your player or other players into knight elf mowhaks.
Also a sexual position when you lay your dick on top of a girls head much like a Mohawk and cum on her face while sayin one of mr t's classic lines like " don't gimme no back talk" or "knight elf mohawk." basically anything with a mr t voice will do just fine

Yeah I just got a Mohawk grenade - I'm gunna make the world of warcraft look great!!

Guy1: yeah i just gave my girlfriend the mohawk grenade
Guy2: how'd she take it?
Guy1: idk she was still in shock when I finished

by Jimmy Football December 20, 2009

Greymas

Greymas is a feast celebrated on the 25th of December to commemorate the founder of the Beret clan, Grey. It is most commonly celebrated through traditional Colombian activities such as snorting cocaine or hunting with Llaneros. Traditional dishes include but are not limited to pandebono, burek, or lasagna. People most commonly greet each other on this day by saying Merry Greymas.

Merry Greymas, Filipo! Merry Greymas to you too! Want to come over to my house for Pandebono? Sure.

by Spen’s Mom December 25, 2020

Gregma Male

Super hot, Super sexy, can never grow a beard, and all legally changed their names to Greg

I’m a gregma male

by CABAGE No2 May 17, 2022

canteen grenade

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!

"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."

by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008

Preston Grenade

Presron Grenade is like Preston Garvey but way better, he has a metric shit ton of Fucking grenades. Dont talk shit or he will nuke you to another dimention.

Preston Grenade is a badass.

by Preston Fucking Grenade December 5, 2018