graspability

The amout of grabbing that can be done on ones ass; How much meat can be gotten one grab of the ass

timmy: man your girlfriend has a nice ass
tristen: dude stfu
timmy: dude what i cant help she has nice graspability
tristen: yea i cant blame you

by 145beast July 14, 2009

gaspation

a) Shocking

b) more gasp than gasp

c) breathless

d) I don't believe my eyes sort of shit

e) Uber shocked!!!

f) what the fuck!!

Two planes have just flown into the world trade center, no way man I'm in a state of gaspation here

by Hughesy9mm May 13, 2008

gasphemy

When, failing to control yourself in church, a fart slips out and interrupts the sermon.

What did you confess today?
Gasphemy - I was the one who knocked out the nun.

by mossyrock February 15, 2015

Gašper Vidmar

The best basketball player of all time. He wears the number 14 and originates from Slovenia.

I hope we get Gašper Vidmar he is the best of all time.

by Nisemhotijebac May 26, 2018

Gasps in Spanish

Typed like *gasps in Spanish* , it is text lingo used for when something is just SO totally unbelievably crazy, you have to change your language to believe it. (If you already speak Spanish, you’re doing the right thing).

Friend- “I’m pregnant”
You- *gasps in Spanish*

by Ravenouswolfbagger2257 May 8, 2020

Ur gramp a tramp

A sacred word to only be spoken by the gods it can cause anything to happen

Carl : Ur Mom Gay
Dylan : Ur Sister A Mister
Carl : Ur Gramp A Tramp

*The universe instantly decays as God himself slits his wrist from his mistakes

by Dead.Orphans March 18, 2018

anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.

It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.

by fanyole23 March 4, 2019