Grunt Ring

Ring around the dick head

Every man has a grunt ring around his dick head

by Andy richard October 15, 2017

Grunt-nap

A nap taken with no normal comforts such as pillows or covers. Usually taken with little notice in a small window of time in an uncomfortable location such as a hanger floor or a foxhole

“Did you get any sleep?”
“Yeah I got a grunt-nap while I was waiting for EOD to show up”

by the great whan July 27, 2018

Grunt Texts

Text messages composed with minimal effort. Primarily two words or less and consist of concise (mostly incomplete) thoughts, phrases or responses.

My witty responses quickly turned to grunt texts when my interest waned.

by Sportyspice85 December 2, 2018

grunt.speaks.fax

grunt.speaks.fax is a fax speaker and is very cool. They have never had an L on their whole page.

Jacob: have you heard of grunt.speaks.fax?
Whitney: no
Jacob: go check out their tiktok😩😩

by Grunt The Fax Speaker July 26, 2021

grunt_without_purpose

An idiot who does shitposts on tiktok

Ever heard of grunt_without_purpose ?
No he's probably stupid tho

by Yes but no March 13, 2022

Grunt Co.

Grunt Co. Is a real company based in Afghanistan. Grunt Co. Specializes in making crsppy advertisements and their world famous "CBT OIL" a sexual oil applied on the scrotum. Grunt Co. Is ran by Yap Yap a Grunt. He gained his infamy when he was responsible for a Massacre in Serbia AFTER the Yugoslavia wars.

"Hey did you hear about Grunt Co. child slavery issues?"

by Grunt Co. June 1, 2022

Grunt Cunts

The butch lesbian version of the term Scissor Sisters, can also be referred to as moist mullets, team karens, or old tuna boats.

me: "I was at the bar and saw two chicks making out last night."
friend: "Nice! How hot were they? A couple of fine scissor sisters?"
me: "Hell no, they looked like frumpy men, they were grunt cunts."

by Fennigan-igan January 29, 2025