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Gooner

Someone who partakes in gooning

IE: Philippe Parr
You are a mad gooner !!
by Helper worder July 11, 2025
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Gooner

Jeff is a gooner.
by DarkThirsty February 27, 2024
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Gooner

Somebody who watches porn while self pleasuring. Also... Arsenal Fans.
Are you a gooner? Do you support that shitty football club from north london?
by Its chris not ava kris December 31, 2024
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Gooner

1: The name for fans of North London club: Arsenal Football Club. Derived from Arsenals nickname of “The Gunners”.

2: Someone who cannot stop thinking of, or talking about pornographic content and material.
1: “Man, I love them gooners! better than whatever is at the emptihad!”

2: “Dude, David is such a gooner. We gotta turn on safe search for him.”
by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023
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Gooner

That guy watching gay porn reminds me of a gooner, a real John Cena if you will.
by SlobbyDeezNutz August 7, 2023
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Gooner

What a Spud would be if they could ever grow up and get some self esteem and class. A Gooner is a supporter of the best team in North London and a club with real history and class.
One Spud to another: I wonder what it would be like to support a club that actually had an illustrious history and a chance of winning things!

Other Spud: That's a scary thought, I wouldn't know how to react. I think I'd rather keep supporting Spurs, at least I know I am really good at being disappointed. I wouldn't even begin to know how to be a Gooner!
First Spud: I feel the same way. Happy St. Totteringham's Day!!!
by Moscow Blues July 27, 2022
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Gooner

To be constantly on the edge of climax without actually experiencing that winning sensation. Results a stupefied and bitter temperament.
That guy from North London is a gooner
by Rattybags December 19, 2023
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