Thinking gloves

When a thought comes to you during masterbation

Bob: hey joe thats a cool project, how did u think of that?

Joe: oh I just put my thinking gloves on last night:P

by T-shake October 18, 2009

Gold Glove

A awards given to the best defensive baseball players in their respective positions.

Are these stuff made of gold?

by some dude July 29, 2004

Double Gloving

When you finger two hot chicas at the same time In a hot frantic love threesome that will make you feel like a gloved sex demon

e.g. Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I was up all night double gloving Saffy and Georgia them two cosy mittens from last night, I wore them like a pair of moist gauntlets"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 22, 2014

cum glove

When you get semen all over your hands after ejaculating on them, leaving a sticky glove-like casing on your hand and requiring cleanup.

I didn't have anywhere to blow my load, so I shot it into my free hand. I need to wash my cum glove off.

by bergzenerpro July 25, 2007

Lady Gloves

When a man or woman places each of his/her fists inside of two separate women's vaginas at the same time, similar to putting on a pair of gloves.

Ashley and Sabrina are coming over tonight, so I hope to lube up my arms and put on the ol' lady gloves!

by Guy McNasty January 26, 2009

glove up

put them gloves on and box son

lets go to the backyard and glove up

by phailur May 22, 2006

Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017