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golf carting

when you drive a hybrid automobile in a manner that it only runs on electricity and it is almost silent and it sneaks up on pedestrians and they are startled or surprised by its lack of gasoline engine noise.
I turned off of the freeway onto my street and I was golf carting all the way home. I used no gas. The engine never fired-up. Scared the shit out of my neighbors and their dog who were walking.
by martinatty January 14, 2009
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Golfsides

A painful muscle pull that occurs in the upper quadrant of the rib cage just under a golfer's stroking arm.
I just pulled off a miraculous drive but it caused a severe case of golfsides!
by Frank Barron June 30, 2009
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Golfabout

A weekly right of passage, where men justify spending countless hours and seemingly limitless cash chasing around a little white ball on very green pastures. Not to be confused with the female Poolside Loungeabout.
My husband has gone on a weekend golfabout.
by Lucy Lou Who September 15, 2009
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glorfunk

An exclamation used only for the most epic and awesome occasions. These life altering experiences will and can only affect the nearby in profoundly positive ways!
Longtime sweethearts, Sten and Sarah are getting married! Glorfunk!
by Barbecuedanteatr July 7, 2010
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golf cough

the cough respectful people use when their lungs are about to explode, but they cannot cough at full volume.
jake was in the most important business meeting of the year with a cold, so he had to use his golf cough as to not interrupt the speaker.
by g1ng3r July 24, 2011
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glowface

Chronic user of mobile device such as iPhone or Blackberry.
In the dimly lit terminal, all the glowfaces could be seen preoccupying themselves with their smartphone.
by aok621_adam November 2, 2011
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golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.
I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.
by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012
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