Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.
"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
or
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
"Shirkin' my gerkin."
or
"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"
by the Pope March 17, 2005
Get the shirkin' the gerkin mug.Having a live rodent or small animal (usually a gerbil) and using some sort of tube, forcing the gerbil into ones asshole. No medical case has ever been recorded of someone needing to remove a gerbilfrom ones anus, so we must now come to the conclusiion that either
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
a) gerbilling doesnt exsist.
B) they are very good at getting the thing out afterwards.
Gerbilling has many famous cases, such as richard gere reportedly having a wild session with the furry animal.
For more information i recommend the south park episode "Death camp of tolerance" which features rather detailed examples of gerbilling.
The hidden line in the song "i will do anything for love".
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that
.......
"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
I will do anything for love
but i wont do that
no i wont do gerbilling with you
no i wont do that
.......
"Im bored, what should we do tonight?"
"I dunno, how about you shove that gerbil up my ass, wait for it to wrigle around and maybe die, then you can pull it out."
"So whats on TV again?"
by Russell Wilson September 28, 2005
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by coreyb March 23, 2005
Get the Gerking mug.Gerbil Shot:
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
This is when one who may be diagnosed with autisim takes a plastic alchohol bottle (karkov) and bends the plastic top at a 90 degree angle. Then next step is to have a friend or oneself flip the 1.75 of vodka upside down into his or hers mouth with the one who is recieveing the gerbil shot puts ones hands up with the flick of a wrist and keep the wrist bent as if they are a gerbil. The point is to guzzle as many gerbil shots as possible out of the bottle. It is also optional for the one recieving the shot to act as if they are running on their gerbil wheel before recieving.
Oh my gosh I could totally go for a gerbil shot. I heard a rumor that Gerbil shots can cure AIDS. Lets take em!
by Steve Keane September 25, 2007
Get the Gerbil Shot mug.Slang, used to describe a very cute girl, which is not to be confused with a hot girl. And cute, though she is, like her rodent counterpart, she likes to have a lot of sex.
This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.
Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
This fact is only known either through personal experience, or the account of a close friend.
Said with annunciation in most occasions such as: gerrrrrbull.
A: Man, you'd never know it, but Justin's girlfriend is a gerrrbil.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.
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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
B: Yea man, she likes to get f*cked.
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A: I'm gunna find me a gerbil tonight.
B: Yea, playa, tonight we goin gerbil stompin.
by Ayyo Blake December 14, 2008
Get the gerbil mug.a woman takes a large amount of laxatives and also applies scented oiles and dims the lights to acheive the correct atmosphere for the holy seremony.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
the male then enters the room with a lampshade and gerbil in a cage. he then uses the lampshade as a funnel to get the gerbil into the womans anal cavity, in this time the laxatives have taken affect and she then has violent diarrhoea silimar to korma curry with a drowned gerbil in it. the male then adds a sprinkle of pepper and serves with sweet mango chutney sauce.
by gerbilover June 27, 2009
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