Gape cake is the art of getting fisted in the anal cavity in but in the pile driver position, extremely rough and usually unpleasant for one of the two people.
by Fehel maballs March 23, 2017

Gaping Vortex is when you’re sitting on the toilet. And your shit comes out blue with dark red streaks of blood. And your ass hole doesn’t close back up. Left with dripping blue goop.
I was sitting on my phone playing Xbox for 15 hours. When suddenly I really had to take a shit. I sat on the toilet then start pushing. And that’s why I realized I made a terrible mistake. I think to myself do I have a gaping vortex?
by Saturated Ectoplasm January 22, 2021

by SM132 September 23, 2023

(v.) -- to gaze stupidly or in open-mouthed surprise or wonder at someone from another generation for doing or saying something completely surprising or incomprehensible due to the generation gap.
"Whenever I say something old-fashioned to my teenage sons, they just look at me in a totally befuddled way and then generation gape at me in wide-eyed wonder. 'Oh Dad, please!' is what they are thinking, I'm sure!"
by PRwiz101 March 15, 2012

by Ktin665 May 11, 2011

Taking the gape pill is the source of ultimate enlightenment. Those who are "Gape Pilled" are those who have transcended the multimedia, drug-oriented, quadrasonic mind control network and have separated themselves forever from the retarded masses who will surely suffer for their lack of knowledge.
You: So, what do you think of the vaccine?
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.
Gape Pilled Person: Vaccines are designed to make people weaker and to kill off weak old people and weak babies with plausible deniability from the drug companies who have no liability. Altruism and patriotism are used to control the weak and all of the elite are predators that want you to be sick and low IQ. Everything you see on the internet is propaganda and is designed to misdirect you. Break free and become gape pilled.
by PixelGadget May 27, 2021

Gaping a weiner can only be achieved if the penis is extremely moisturized and hard. If it is not, extruciating pain will result. Weiner Gapage is the act of putting an object down the penishole and stretching it. A true gaping weiner is a weiner-hole that is spread with something large, like a dildo.
While having sex with my girlfriend last night, she stealthily and surprisingly gave me a Gaping Weiner. It fucking hurt.
by Haskell rascal July 24, 2011
