Green

A color often associated with noxious bodily functions such as passing gas, under arm and under breast odor and of course vaginal odor.

Bro 1: You know, Stephanie was like bright green on the stank scale. That pussy was green like rotten onions

Bro 2: Yeah, but her sister Ashley was fresh as shit. Like maybe a mint or seafoam green.

by Mega Hemroids August 13, 2019

Green

Someone who's your green basically is like what oxygen is to humans, is like what sunlight is to plants, is like what water is to fishes, is like the blood in your veins. <3

"so how have you both been so far?"
"Man I cant tell, she's just like my entire green!! I love her like craayzy!!!!"

by Jim haplert November 9, 2020

green

an adjective used to describe someone or something who is rich, loaded, or even "all trumped up"

1.) yo nuckka, that paris hilton is one green playa.

2.) carla is jump as hell by the wayyyy

by gangmasta ice July 26, 2004

In the green

To feel energized or content, as though your inner battery is "In the green".

I feel like I'm in the green today!

by Beefy5Layer November 23, 2022

green

1) the greatest color in the world
2) the name for a movement that was designed to help save life on planet earth which has just become a way for people to save money that is socially beneficial to them

1) I love that green shirt!
2) I'm trying to save the polar bears, its a complete coincidence I got a hybrid when the economy collapsed

by urban realist October 31, 2011

green

Punnish title indicating someone with a false authority on "slang".

Etymology: Jonathon Green, famous British lexicographer of slang, who says the Urban Dictionary is amateur hour for slang artists.

He thought he was a slang pro, but he was just green.

by nerfo May 5, 2011

Greens

Referring to the first hit of marijuana from the pipe/bong.

Who wants greens?
Weed marijuana ganja toke

by BurnetteBitch96 September 2, 2016