Fusion Challenge

To complete the fusion challenge, one must consume ten beers, and shave their grundle, balls, and face with the gilette fusion razor. The activities must take place within a 40 minute time span.

When Henry completed the fusion challenge, his grundle was bleeding so profusely that he needed a hydrogen peroxide bath.

by SackScragglers May 15, 2006

futon asshole

A video game player who deliberately breaks a futon alliance. He or she typically acts only in his or her best interest while playing the game. This includes destroying other player’s characters, stealing their Mario Party stars or other snarky behavior.

Lauren, you just stole my last star! You are a futon asshole!

by uglysinglesclub December 15, 2008

Futon Torpedo

massive bed-fart, especially while on a futon

He tried to 'dutch-oven' me with a Futon Torpedo, but I got the shields up in time..

by sneederbee November 29, 2011

Fusin'

Extreme level of hate or angry. Most times directed anger at one individual.

I saw my ex the other day and I just started fusin' man.

by Ezekiel Tah Greatness September 10, 2010

Futon Cruton

When a girl gets up off your couch and leaves a spot.

Yeah I was finger blasting that chick on the couch and when she got up she left a futon cruton

by Staffro November 4, 2010

Fujonkers

The word used in place of, "Fudge!," or "Dammit!" This word is often used in its phrase, "Holy Fujonkers!"

Damen: Holy Fujonkers!

Sarah: What?

Damen: I just dropped my cereal.

by ohnoshedintgirlsheiscarazay November 24, 2010

Fushnigit

(foosh-nie-get) n. could be used either as a compliment or as an insult to someone; used to criticize every thing in either a rude or a polite manner; a substitute word for cussing words.

text acronym: FNGT

When someone did something that's radical or amazing:

-Dude! You are a total "fushnigit" for doing that radical stunt!

Anything that amazes you:

-That car is "Fushnigit"!

Used as a subtitute word for cussing words:

-I don't want to see your "Fushnigiting" face on this "Fushnigiting" town. "Fushnigit" you man! Don't you dare touch that ball or else I will beat the "fushnigit" out of your "fushnigiting" face.

Warning: A lot of confusions might occur when using this word. Always remember to let the receiver of sentence know whether you're using the word as a compliment or as an insult. (This warning's not really necessary...they would probably know if the word's used as an insult or not depending on the situation).

by chordrot June 4, 2011