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Functional Idiot

A person who suffers from functional idiocy.
The clear winner of the competition for Chairman of the Fraternity's Event Planning Committee was the best looking, most popular, functional idiot on the board.
by ljgunner September 8, 2009
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inverse function of shit

When instead of taking one dump after multiple days, you take multiple dumps in one day.
James: dude do you have diarrhea or somethin, why u keep rushin to the bathroom every ten minutes?

Sean: i dont have diarrhea. Im experiencing an inverse function of shit cuz i ate that shady indian curry!

James: nigga if u mention math again imma take an inverse function of shit in yo mouth!
by yeabuddy19 June 20, 2014
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cognitive function

"I got in a car wreck. Now I'm a vegetable."

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"Cognitive Function Bitch"
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Mother function

The mathematical way of saying motherfucker, : An insult to a person's well being, or replacement word.
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functionally insane

A completely unreasonable person who constantly reacts with anger or any other extreme emotion when they do not get their way often over simple things "normal" individuals take in stride, but not insane enough to be placed in a home (due to frequency of occurences) but still causes enough misery and grief for themselves and others around them.
Melissa made us all uncomfortable when she kicked the walls and struck herself repeatedly when she learned a check she wrote bounced at the bank. A simple error drove her into a rage and we all believe she is functionally insane.
by Foxy Funderburke September 20, 2009
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functional dysfunctional

A person whom while able to minimally function in society, hold a job (at varying degrees of success), feed, clothe & house themselves still remain a disaster at nearly all other personal & social aspects of life.

They are your severely disturbed, paranoid and/or inappropriate coworkers, family & friends, yet remain gainfully employed, operate vehicles daily and manage to not starve to death.
Because of their multiple failed relationships and substance abuse charges, Brittney & Lindsey remain the poster children for the functional dysfunctional.
by fuzzygreysocks January 26, 2010
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funcled

When your uncle takes you down to his basement and shows you a good time and teaches you the art of the penis.
Niko was funcled by Joe.
by Nego the Negro October 1, 2020
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