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uglier than a mud fence

Someone or something that is just too ugly to look at. Barely less hideous than fugly, but not by much.
OMG! That guy is uglier than a mud fence.
by Purple Unicorn May 9, 2008
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fence-sitter

(n.) One who is afraid to have an opinion, and rather, simply points out the flaws of what everyone else is saying. Dislikeable to all. The exceptions are those fence-sitters that really don't give a shit and make fun of everything, who are liked by all.
by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004
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Norwegian Picket Fence

The action of driving alongside a line of naked women lined up along a road with their breasts exposed, while sticking your erected penis out the car door and slapping their breasts with it.
Bitches be hollering when I pull off the Norwegian picket fence.
by Awob603 March 11, 2010
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fance

A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.

This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."
Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!

Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!

Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.

Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!

Dancer: You fance like my mother!

Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.

Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!

Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!
by FormerAthlete October 24, 2010
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fence plowing

Fence plowing is the act of running head-long into any type of fence with the intention of knocking it down and/or putting a hole in it. The craze was not surprisingly started by a group of Long Island, New York teenagers and has rapidly spread to all corners of the United States. The problem reached maximum lulz when a man by the name of Mr. Kesselman was interviewed on CNN because his fence got utterly pwned. Search Youtube for fenceplowing for the interview and the hilarious video.
Yo nigga i just lit up sum ganja wanna go fence plowing?
by Corbyn, Fool February 8, 2007
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Funcomed

v. tr.
1. To take advantage of, betray, or cheat repeatedly; repeatedly victimize.
2. Used in the imperative as a signal of angry dismissal.
3. To injure; damage.
4. To act wastefully or foolishly.
Funcom was a videogame company in late 1990’s and early 2000’s that produced Massively Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games, much like the Sims Online with guns. While it be incomprehensible that a concept such as this could fail, this small Norwegian company in their vast incompetence pulled it off. Many of the players had put three years or more into their game, however, instead of rewarding their customers they kept releasing software updates that made the game worse and worse. In fact, right when it looked like the company was going to turn from their ways, they released a update that killed the game. This coined the term “Funcomed”.
n.
“Did they Funcom you again?”
“He got Funcomed!”
“Man, I so got Funcomed today.”

interj.
Used to express extreme displeasure.
"FUNCOMED!"

v. intr.
"They funcomed all that money away?"
by G.K. Chesterton September 16, 2004
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Fencey

A durogatory name for a dog. Derived from the word Lucifer. Fencey's are small independent, stubborn lap dogs with a tendencey towards biting hands or fingers. . . .Especially when tired.

Fencey's are responsible for 73% of the wrong doings in the world.
Person 1: That's the meanest dog I've ever seen. What is that thing?

Person 2: That's a fencey.
by The Dog Whisperer January 29, 2008
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