Fumble

When you almost get to lay pipe, and at the last second get turned down for doing something stupid.

A girl has agreed to sleep with a guy at a friend's sleepover. For him to Fumble when he needs a shit while the toilet is clogged, so has to run outside to a forest to take one. However, is then turned down after the walk of shame back.

by KingNicky June 20, 2023

Fumbled the fag

Fumbling the bag with a queer individual.

A: I just the fumbled the fag...
B: What went wrong?!

by dirt 💖 June 28, 2023

Fumble

Être Greg

Imagine t'as une meuf que t'invite en date, elle te propose le CROUS et ça flop, c'est fumble

by anonymous June 8, 2024

Fumble

To fumble is to not date someone you could have because of various reasons. You always come to regret it. You either didn't know they liked you when everyone else did, said something weird in front of them etc..

And it sucks ass.

Person 1 "Man!! Everyone knew she liked you!! All you had to do was ask, how could you fumble this hard?"
Person 2 "I know, I fumbled so hard."

by gheenre February 20, 2024

Fumble Dog

A word for a person who is continuously clumsy or clumsy by nature

“You are such a Fumble Dog”

by Fumble Dog February 25, 2024

fumble the bag

Haley Rhonda Maxwell

This bitch knows how to fumble the bag

by Edward Binco Jarvis March 23, 2024

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024