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packing fudge

Tom Cruise's day job.
I saw Tom Cruise packing fudge today at the fudge packing plant. Later, he packed fudge into a truck. After work he was packing fudge with Mel Gibson. He later ate all of that fudge and got yelled at by Mel Gibson, who has made him his bitch.
by Krakatoanus April 16, 2010
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fudge dragon

a turd
as popularized in the hit show South Park
You probably think it's real funny to just lay a huge fudge dragon in the urinal, but it's not!
by Barchack October 12, 2006
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Fudge Slug

Poo.. The product that leaves the body via the anal passage... Sometimes with speed and projection, but usually slowly and painfully.

A Fudge slug specifically is a little squishey poo.
FUCK I just left a fudge slug in my knickers!!!

Dude that kinky bitch just fudge slugged all over my pillow.
by omgijustshat August 20, 2010
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fudged up

a funny way up saying I ###### up
by jg009 November 10, 2011
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fudge factors

1. Science - Variables that have no basis in the (heuristic model of the) model, used to fit the model's behaviour to whatever it is supposed to model.

Example: If you want to model the fall time of a stone in the atmosphere, you start with the law of gravity and find it does not give the right fall time, so you first add air friction as a variable.

So far so good, but as you will soon find out that for a particular stone, the friction factor does not only depend on dimensions of the stone. It may also depend on surface roughness, air pressure at the time, water content in the air, iron content of the stone etc.

Despairing to model all these, you add an unexplained variable that you can use to adjust the outcome of the modelling to (aka "calibrating" or "fine-tuning" the model) the observed behaviour.

2. Business - The same as the above, but then applied to economic models and scorecards. Also known in the latter case as 'Management Adjustment'.
1. I don't like experimental physics: too many fudge factors. Where is the predictive value in that?
2. We were pretty much on target last year until the wankers upstairs decided to apply a management adjustment.
by Solitary Dolphin July 26, 2006
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Fudge Pop

Inserting the penis into the lover's anus. Quickly removing the penis and inserting it imediately into the lover's mouth.
I stuck it in that whore's ass and flipped her over and gave her a fudge pop last night. She didn't seem to mind.
by Big Boss Man March 13, 2008
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Fudge Muscle

A fudge muscle is your sphincter, it's the muscle you use to shit, there are two actually, an internal anal sphincter, and an external anal sphincter but it's not like any of us are fucking doctors so who cares.
N.Crooks : Oh my god be careful stud you're gonna blow out my fudge muscle if you keep fucking me like that.

Bob: What did I tell you slut, you use clinical terminology in my presence, now I wanna hear you say, please bob, resize my internal anal sphincter, and abuse my external anal sphincter!
by JoBOOOO November 23, 2006
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