Man 1: whats the point in liking someones posts but not wanting a bar of them once they send an inbox?
Man 2: Thats just what fuckwits do
Man 2: Thats just what fuckwits do
by JimKetch June 29, 2018
Get the Fuckwitmug. A manner of notifying someone that they are about to attempt or have recently attempted and act which may endanger themselves or others. Usually applied to those who have no common-sense, limited intelligence, excessive enthusiasm and didn't file a Job Safety Assessment or Risk Assessment with their brains before attempting the act.
"Oi! Ya fuckwit! A u-turn over double lines in peak hour traffic at 100 km/h on a motorcycle is a bit fucking stupid! If ya failed I would have laughed me way through your fuckin' funeral!"
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
"Whaddya mean you tested how sharp the knife was with your hand? You fuckwit!"
"You cut your hand taking the seed out of an avocado? You fuckwit. You're so stupid you should be British." ref: 'avocado hand', a peculiar British ailment.
by TechnoHippie February 25, 2021
Get the fuckwitmug. by Cantankerous Coot June 5, 2025
Get the Vainglorious Fuckwitmug. by p0yzn May 7, 2015
Get the Fuckwitmug. People who think they're smart, when in reality they have very little knowledge of broad subjects and the way the world actually operates.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
Get the Fuckwitsmug. 
Get the fuckwitmug. Someone who's wit(thoughts) are mainly based on getting fucked. They constantly think about how to get fucked and come up with sexual definitions for normal words on urban dictionary. Their language is also full of innuendos in normal conversation which should suggest they need eugenic neutering to reduce their over-active sex drive.
Ninety five percent of people on urban dictionary are fuckwits. Eugenics would create loads of blue eyed blonde racists.
by Meowface December 26, 2016
Get the Fuckwitmug.