froon

See spork

I ate the Southwest Steak Bowl with a froon.

by Dexter October 27, 2003

foong

a slang term for a young girl (around the age of 20-30)'s vagina. a word that a guy who is shitfaced or stoned would probably say.

'dude im gonna get shitfaced at the bar tonight and then score some wicked foong!'

by HART03 April 25, 2007

fpoon

the term used after forking and before spooning, or after spooning and before forking, its interchangable

wow that was great lets fpoon
or
ok im tired of spooning lets fpoon

by Arand December 7, 2006

Fpoon

Similar to the word ownage however, only Applicable in certain circumstances. Fpooned means to have rightfully smited someone, then to violate(assrape) them brutally, and leave them regretting ever having crossed you.

<High Level Player Killer> DUDE! I only have one HP left! ONE! I BEAT THE FUCKING BOSS! It killed me THREE TIMES!
<Low Level Theif> *LOOT STEAL*
<High Level Player Killer> *MASSIVE LIGNTNING STRIKE OF DOOM*
<Low Level Theif> *DEATH*
<High Level Player Killer> *Steals back loot, AND loots the low level theif's stuff*
<Third party> Oh DUDE. He was just Fpooned!

by D1Rammstein May 21, 2006

foondart

one who breaks wind while bathing and then eats the bubbles

Leroy is the only admitted foondart in our whole school.

by Jonny K March 23, 2003

Fooon

A cross between a fork and a spoon; linked to its commonly named cousin, the Spork.
Unlike the spork, a fooon is used to describe a lady garden, minky, or other oddly named girl-bits.

"Crikey" said Kelly. "My fooon is kicking out a right pong. If only someone would invent Fooon-Fresh to banish my odour problems once and for all."

by Emma KJ March 14, 2008

Floontanged

When some dumbass gets owned by someone else no matter what the excuse is. The term usually refers to those playing video games.

Louis: Bro what the hell man, that guy killed me so fast and I was lagging.

Jay: Ya ok kid, you got floontanged scrub

by Jslol February 24, 2011