my girlfriend just broke up with me, it's pouring down with rain and now my car has broken down. What a complete flumble jumble
by soapie ro June 6, 2009
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Tyler: "Hey dude what's-Holy shit, your totally using your own semen as lubricant for round two!"
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
David: "Yeah, I'm fumble-bumbling! You gotta try it!
by gsepfalz January 9, 2011
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Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.
by Zedav September 6, 2016
Get the Fumble in the Jungle mug.When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.
When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.
When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.
Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...
by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009
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The movement that occurs when two people confront each other, traveling in opposite directions, towards eachother on the same path, in which niether person can decide on which side to pass the other. Both people choose to pass eachother on the same side, and simultaneously decide to pass on the other side, creating an awkward back and forth motion, which continues until one tells the other specifically which direction he/she will go, or one physically grabs the other and places him/her on the opposite side of himself/herself to pass.
The movement that occurs when two people confront each other, traveling in opposite directions, towards eachother on the same path, in which niether person can decide on which side to pass the other. Both people choose to pass eachother on the same side, and simultaneously decide to pass on the other side, creating an awkward back and forth motion, which continues until one tells the other specifically which direction he/she will go, or one physically grabs the other and places him/her on the opposite side of himself/herself to pass.
ex. Sorry I was late; I was caught in a frimble on the way to class.
ex. That was an awkward frimble.
ex. Woah, frimble.
ex. I wasn't trying to B-Bux him; I was just caught in a frimble.
ex. That was an awkward frimble.
ex. Woah, frimble.
ex. I wasn't trying to B-Bux him; I was just caught in a frimble.
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that guy is a fumblez
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