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Fpike

Fpike n - A Fpoon with a blade on one side. The best utensil ever.
- Dude, I totally just ate soup with meat and potatoes in it
- How many utensils did you have to use?
- I used a FPIKE
by The inventor of the Fpike April 4, 2009
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FPD

Fat pussy disorder

A truly harrowing disorder that renders a someone with an unbelievably FAT PUSSY. Just absolutely OBSESE
Guys, I was just diagnosed with FPD. Pray for me. :,,(
by Venussnipples March 28, 2020
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địt mẹ FPT

It simply means "fuck FPT" in Vietnamese, often used when facing a bad internet connection with FPT (one of the first ISPs to bring the Internet to Vietnam).
"Vừa bị 70% loss ạ, địt mẹ FPT."
"Just got 70% loss, fuck you FPT."
by phuclinhsama March 10, 2022
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fps

1) FPS
Abbrieviation of First Person Shooter. Used by gamers.

2) FPS
Abbrieviation of Frames per Second. Used by animators and film makers.

3)FPS
Abbrievation of Feet per Second. Used by people measuring speed.
1) I went down to Game this afternoon, they got this great new FPS!

2)"How fast is that?"
"27FPS"

3)Woah! That was going 100FPS!
by Yhtomit December 6, 2006
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F&P

F&P stands for Fuck and Punch. At the the conclusion of a one night stand, the girl punches the guy in the face as hard as she can, then proceeds to leave without ever explaining. Note: The chick will never have recollection of the event.
Julia: "How'd it go last night?"

Stef: "It went awesome. Not only was he large and in charge, I also F&P-ed the bastard too."
by crazygirljulia September 18, 2011
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FPA

Leigh: Have you seen Mrs Rayer?, the exam invidulator.
Sophie: mmmmm, shes a FPA.
Leigh: i don't think so, WHSmith lady porn is saucier.
by Keith Cheggers July 27, 2008
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Fpfqorrhea

The involuntary expulsion of non sensical typing, typically brought on by joing fpfq nations Facebook page. The onset begins by joining the group and voluntarily engaging in improper spelling and sentence structure.
I just sent my boss an email saying "hai der gai, eye b outta taon nxet munth an knead tyme off, k thx".

It's official I have fpfqorrhea.
by Teh mayor doges arch enemy. January 17, 2014
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