FonDon't

The act of proceeding with intercourse, despite the apparent presence of Pouch Cheese. Named aptly due to the similar concept of dipping meat into cheese, associated most commonly with Fondu.

- "Brit had some serious Pouch Cheese going on, and said it wouldn't be cleared up for a week or two"

- "what did you do bro?"

- "I told her I wasn't waiting that long, so let's just say we had a little guy-meat FonDon't"

- "Sick Bro! Congrats on getting your Cheese Wings!!"

by HugoStiglitz609 November 17, 2010

fondoozle

To trick, weasel, pry, manipulate, or, lie, in order to steal, or gain something from someone with or without the persons knowledge.

Dad tried to fondoozle my pay check out of me.

by aviator5315e March 7, 2012

Foundrance

noun

1) a state of confusion

2) a conundrum

His foundrance was apparent when his laptop spun the 30th 360˚ spin move. It was a huge day!

by Octajohn September 16, 2014

Foondoo

Someone who eats so much unhealthy food their stomach bursts open in the pressure of all the food in their belly.
The food mainly comprises of pizza, ice cream, chips and burgers.

Man you see that guy over there, he's such a foondoo, his torso blew up like an atomic bomb.

by MEMESTRI November 22, 2019

Fondo491

Very bad person left me to buy milk when I was a kid, I am 69 and he has not come back yet, starting to think he did not find the milk.

Fondo491 is bad at searching milk.

by wryzex_ April 16, 2021

founddunkalicious

It means to horribly or savagely beat them to a pulp and bring a basketballs and dunk or there grave until you have satisficed your anger and after that you will eat anything in sight and joke a round with other people about it.

Hey Robin I was Founddunkalicious so I don't think that Jack is ok. So lets make some jokes about it alright?

by ThePoopingGhost July 8, 2022

Fuck-founded

The near comatose, mental state achieved after having enormous amounts of sex.
Usual symptoms include: laziness, permagrin, fatigue, and the inability to construct coherent thoughts or sentences.
The inability to mentally function after having marathon sex.

Jack "If you keep banging that nympho all day, you are gonna get fuck-founded."
John "I uh, uh. O man, I forgot what I was gonna say."
Jack "Damn John, you are totally fuck-founded right now!"

by bretsky247 April 28, 2013