ferging out

Refusing to go out and socialise with friends. Often used when the subject would rather stay in with a spouse or partner.

Fred: Are you coming out tonight?
Bill: No mate, sitting in with the wife.
Fred: Stop Ferging Out!!

by 79874215 October 31, 2009

forkingology

a meaning used for having sex for atleast 5 hours straight.oral and BOINK!!!!!!!

I had a forkingologynight last night!!

by freakofnature12 March 26, 2010

ferging

The act of forgetting a task but remembering it before you need to do it; half forgetting

Drew keeps ferging that he has guitar practice.

by Beak Heater9000 September 7, 2016

forking

When you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso.

"I'm not asking you to spoon with the guy, or even fork him-"

"What is that?"

"Forking is when you use your dick and your two legs to stab him in the lower torso."

by VOJAKIS February 6, 2019

fonging

To bail out flaking of appointments at the last minute with really lame ass excuses like.... "hey, how's it going, it's **** i just got your text message, sorry bro, ummm, i think i'm gonna have to cancel last minute, i started work this week, as i think i mentioned to you in my email on Monday, yeah it's been a tough transition getting settled in, kinda draining physically mentally so, ummm, still in the Peninsula, took a half hour nap and by the time i get there, it'll prob be like 9, and i know you're gonna be there until 9:30, so, hopefully maybe we can get together tomorrow, spoke with ####, so I'll give you a call and try to shoot for Saturday and hope you're having a good time, and I spoke with #### and heard it was a good turnout, so i'll kick your butt in pool next time and we'll get together soon. alright, talk to you later."

Dude, are you fonging on me? what kind of lame ass excuse is "i'm really tired. I've gotta bail. I'll make it up to you next time." That's so shady.

by spidey1000 May 13, 2008

Foreinger

People from European countries (mainly ireland) who come over to England and take all our jobs and women! Some have initials BD

Oh god brendon you're such a foreinger!

by Squancysquanch December 24, 2017

forking

Two guys spooning with an erection.

Ken and Marcus can't forking because they're smooth between the legs.

Boobie can fork though, because she has saran wrap.

by emcubed March 24, 2008