Football 

The little bitches version of rugby if they can’t handle pain like real men

Football is such a pussy sport for bitches

Football by Bigbossboris September 18, 2018

Football 

A technological struggle played in almost any conditions as long as you've got a football.

"In football has hitting, clipping, spearing, blocking, piling on, late hitting, unessecary roughness and personal fouls" ~George Carlin

Football by Alcohol n juuls August 12, 2018

Football 

Xanax

Got these footballs on deck. HMU

Football by GoGators! September 10, 2018

football 

the sport where you kick a ball and pretend to D I E when someone touches you're ear

football player 1: (touches ear)
football player 2: (drops to the ground and pretends he got ran over) AAAHHHH MY EVERYTHING!!!
football player 1: wtf?
referee: that's not a fault
football team 2 fans: WHAT THE FUCK THAT'S TOTALLY A FAULT!!!!!

football by burgerking footletuce November 30, 2018

Football 

The most popular sport of the world. And a sort of worshipping for some fans in England. Played on a simple grounds with simple rules. The very nature of the game seems overly simple and one dimensional, but there is no other sport that inspires so much passion and commitment by fans.

Football is a simple game, it's being played for 90 minutes and in the end, germans stand victorious

Football by TheOneWhoNamedAllThings January 16, 2019

football 

The sport that suck and marching band is so much better then. Band gets more trophy's then the football and the band does not have bench warmers.

The football team sucks. The people only come for the half time show from the band

football by 871263489725t2187ry1289try9128 February 12, 2019

Football 

This is a famous sport played by (mostly) everyone. There are two kinds of football; rugby for American, and soccer for British. British football, or soccer, is being used more than American football, which is rugby.

What football do you play? Rugby or soccer?

Football by Gervy March 22, 2019