flunt

flunt, short for Fat Lazy Cunt.

I came home to find my flunt of a girlfriend had done nothing around the house.

by BeingaBadMan April 24, 2007

Flunktion

Trying unsuccessfully to function, especially out of exhaustion.

Origins: This term was coined by Lia at her bridal shower.

You only got 3 hours of sleep last night? How do you function?

I flunktion.

by Frum Funky Fab(Slightly Eidel) October 25, 2008

Functitious

Something functional that can only be described as being utterly funky. Something so delightfully awesome, only one word can describe it- functitious.

Dude... that chick's rack is totally functitious.

My god, that car is functitious.

Holy crap, that new slurpee is completely functitious.

by DaleLavine February 4, 2009

flunchfest

A fuckfest

Person A: "Hey, are you going to the flunchfest tonight?"
Person B: "Hell yeah!"

by terpsrock66 July 19, 2010

Flunce

The upgrade to a dunce (2.0).

That guy is really behaving like a flunce, big time.

by O.Knight December 22, 2010

fluctus

verb.
Getting to big for your brigdes and heading of in your own direction without thinking trough the concequences.

Man, those assholes really pulled a fluctus!

by Stein15 December 7, 2015

Functional Fucker

A person who fucks you hard for hours and then makes you food and drinks .

He's a functional fucker alright, after we had sex he made me a sandwich!

by Mrs Brak August 25, 2017