Florp

The act of having a threesome with an unborn child as the result of raping a pregnant w

Shit I florped

by TronFag March 26, 2024

Florp

Inexplicably disappear

“Dude my towel florped out of existence! I’m standing out front of the gym, can you bring me a towel before someone calls the police?”

by Trashl0rd_King0fRefuse July 6, 2024

Florp

Something shaped weirdly or looking discombobulated.

"this drawing is florp, please redo it."

by sillyboy777777 February 4, 2026

florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes but not always, following excessive activity. It is one of the most enjoyable states known in the universe.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she is the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

Florp

To florp is to collapse onto soft furnishings, ideally a bed, disengaging muscles as much as possible, sometimes, but not always, following excessive activity. It is close to a state of nirvana.

Look at that silly little dog having a florp. One could say she was the florp queen.

by The Last Barry February 27, 2025

Floop

When you go to the toilet to poop and only fart, therefore, do a Floop

I needed to go to the toilet but it was only a floop

by DavoStorm August 8, 2025

Florp

A florp is a weird looking car.

Behold the OG florp: (image of a sausage shaped car)
A true king among men.

by QWERTY leptons September 19, 2025