Tristan Finkelstein

The god to the people that practice the Tristonian Religion. It is said in the blink of an eye the most perfect human being to ever exist was born by God. God assigned him to be his successor once his time was up. The Tristonians believe Tristan will come to power in 0 TT. TT Stands for Tristan Time, which documents when Tristan, the future lord and savior will watch over us, his children. In the standard count for years, his reign will begin in the year 5000.

I practice Tristanisism. I believe Tristan Finkelstein will become our god.

by WeenisPenis December 7, 2020

Flanking the mango

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.

I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.

by kables June 9, 2005

finkrat

A pejorative term for an individual who is persistently annoying, excessively vain, most likely bespectacled, and perhaps mentally dysfunctional.

David: "I had the roommate from hell! He always wore a fedora, thought himself the lady's man, and was such a momma's boy!"

Dylan: "Ugh...are you serious?! My roommate was a little prick who was so full of shit, he literally needed an enema."

Stephy: "You guys sound like you lived with such totes legit finkrats."

by The Olympian Martyr May 15, 2011

jonah flinkman

Feels Bad Man all the time super depressed but runs a famous meme page

Have you seen Jonah Flinkmans meme page????

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

Finkadink

Being a Finkadink is much like being a dumb rat.(rat fink) If somebody is a Finkadink he or she is ratting on her friends very dumb-like. i.e. you are talking to the person you are ratting too while the person you are ratting on can hear you in the other room.

Did you hear how the mafia found out Jim? He was being a real Finkadink

by BenedictineJS August 16, 2016

Flank Wanker

Derived from the negative aspect of the "Radical Flank Effect", Flank Wankers are those who discredit their sociopolitical cause by being generally loud, obnoxious, and closed to discussion. Flank Wankers demean the cause by offending the general public and making it difficult for moderates to associate with the movement they represent.

"Man, #blacklivesmatter was going super strong till those Flank Wankers interrupted the Bernie Sanders rally up in Seattle."

by UND3AD_ELMO November 21, 2016

finklefairy

Something/Someone to blame your farts on.

Did you hear that finklefairy

by Nikkidew August 3, 2018