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Fight Club Fridge

n. A refridgerator, in which contents mainly consist of condiments (possibly a half a sixpack of beer and maybe some old moldy cheese). A poorly stocked Bachelor or Bachelorette fridge.
In the movie "FIGHT CLUB", Tyler Durden feigns embarrasment upon returning to his condo that he obliterated, once he comes across his fridge lying in the smoldering mess with it's door flung open, displaying it's contents for the whole world to see.

DJ SB3: "Ewe, Willow what's this in your fridge?, a science expiriment or is that left over take out food?"

DJ Willow from Paris: "Whateves,I'm soooo not embarrased by my Fight Club Fridge, what does it matter when I'm never home anyway?"
by DJ Willow from Paris April 24, 2008
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fridgeoven

The 'Fridge-Oven', also known as the 'Loaferiser' and the 'Bloody Useless Contraption', originated from the stupid mind of Ben Watkins (now deceased, due to a malfunctioning FridgeOven.

The FridgeOven itself comprises of one momumental chamber. This chamber includes useful racks to keep food elements hot or cold. It should be known to first-time buyers that a 240 X 10(456) electrical power supply is required to power a FridgeOven; likewise, it also requires general upkeep and diesel refuelling every 47 seconds or so.

Two Formula1 engines power the concept behind the FridgeOven; one provides temperatures plummeting below Absolute Zero, whilt the latter provides a simulation of the earth's core, when the unit is required for cooking purposes. The two engines, each providing noise levels exceeding 379 decibels, constantly cancel eachother out, therefore providing no actual cooking or cooling power whatsoever. However, i does come with a stylish Loaftanium casing, which was especially invented to make this contraption safe.

The only flaw of the FridgeOven is the occasional engine failure which, depending on which ending as failed, will either cause another Ice Age, or a climate change to that of the planet Mercury.

The FridgeOven is now retailing at all retailers with no common sense, at the RRP of £245 billion.
"Just make sure not to open the door to the FridgeOven while it is in operation" -FridgeOven manual
by PiG30|\| December 10, 2004
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bog roll in the fridge

Keeping a toilet roll in the fridge after eating a very hot curry, so as to cool your ass when you wipe it.
I had a fantastic vindaloo last night. Really hot. Proper bog roll in the fridge stuff.
by pinballcowboy@hotmail.com July 10, 2010
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fidget spinner

"Hey, look, he's feeling fidgety. Give him a fidget spinner before he crumples all the napkins!
by ADHDfidget May 2, 2017
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Fridge

When a movie or tv show kills or hurts a friend or lover or family member of the main character so it will motivate or torture them. Like mission impossible 1, Deadpool 2, the second Jason Bourne, or in the lion king
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fidget dick

It is a penis that needs to be jerked. Usually someone who is very horny has a fidget dick.
Johnny has a Fidget Dick. He just wont stop watching porn and jacking off.
by FidgetSpinner6969 May 21, 2017
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...in the 'fridge

The euthanasia-induced, temporary repository for a beloved, yet incontinent, demented and disease-riddled family pet that has succumbed to the unfortunate ravages of time...
Ok kids, 'Boots' is ...in the 'fridge; we gotta get her out and into the ground before the Vet charges us for another month of 'storage'...go get yer shovels...
by YAWA May 30, 2018
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