flexahoe

a hoe who has a very flexible schedule. or has certain timing for each person

The girl is such a flexahoe,how and why did she do it to all them guys in 1 day.

by shortykhold March 4, 2012

Flexosexual

A person who labels themselves under a certain sexual orientation, but is flexible beyond those restraints if they choose or if it is demanded of them.

My homie straight but in prison he was a flexosexual during is 10 year sentence.

Sarah only dates guys, but became flexosexual when Taylor Swift wanted to be her girlfriend she went along with it.

by pseudorican May 2, 2015

flexate

The act of flexing in a way to truly bend

I live to flexate in the morning

by joeynocs April 13, 2017

Fleas

ITS JUST A FUCKING FLEA YOU SEE IT ON YOUR DOG EVERYDAY UNLESS YOU LIVE IN A MANS-SHIN LOL BUT YOU GET THE POINT ITS ITCHES YOU STUPID BITCH!

ITS A FUCKING FLEA ON MARLEY - Marley and me / IDFK OR CARE fleas , flea

by I hate you but it's funny April 3, 2017

fleastia

A slang term for the website Listia, which is similar to the term fleabay.

"Hey, where did you buy that bottlecap?"

"Oh, i bought it on fleastia!"

by RocketMaster September 5, 2017

Flexative

Birthed from the word 'flexable' this verb is commonly used amongst morons that believe adding 'ative' to the end of something makes them appear more intelligent.

This word is also used by those who go on camping trips and have too much time on their hands.

Ouch! My legs sure do hurt from this hike, I wish my muscles were as flexative as your mom's vagina.

by 1234456blacksheep October 18, 2017

flexatoni

A Flexatoni is a person who is out to heavy flex on ur girl, but fails at every attempt.

Heavy Flexatoni alert. That guys is flexing for ur girl.

by Heavyflexatoni May 19, 2018