fektert

"Fektert" or "beeing fektert" is a EU-wide idiom for an unqualified and ignorant Person, who can't stop talking annoying bullshit. The origin of this term comes from the politician "Maria Fekter" (Austrian Treasury Secretary), who earn a bad name with her appearances in facilities of the European Union.

She fektert us again! (after endless meaningless EU discussions)

by Legosan April 23, 2013

Flelt

A Horrible Typo Of Felt.

"Have you ever flelt..."

by CryptComixPS January 7, 2017

fletch

A fletch is when you introduce a women who you snogged at the bar, fell in love with and planned your whole life with, all in under half an hour. Then you see your boys, go into peacock mode and start the introductions only to introduce her to her own boyfriend.

awkward . . . . .

"oh man . . i met a girl last night in the club,fell in love, snogged her then only ended up doing a fucking

fletch and introducing her to my mate who turned out to be her boyfriend "

by sidefurr11 May 7, 2017

fleektastic

One that is drunk and when is ask if there okay, one replies with "I'm fleektastic"

Hey Eric are you okay? you look a little drunk.
Yeah girl I'm FLEEKTASTIC !

by Ghjfhvjgc May 22, 2017

Fletchmoney

A well respected,pretty cool, down to earth,stand up kind of guy. Is pretty good with people and can get on their good side.

Man its just so awesome how Fletchmoney is,he just gets it.

by Parizibal April 23, 2018

Fleetwood

A Boomer hairstyle typified by Mick Fleetwood: balding on top with a vestigial ponytail. This is commonly seen in retirement areas with warmer climates.

Saw another Amber alert today; it’s another Fleetwood sporting Boomer with dementia that has gone off the reservation.

by GeneCannon September 20, 2019

fleksploit

When your brilliance cannot be contained by the restraints of intended use.

Me: I can't believe that just worked...
Flek: Fleksploit ftw.

by KyriLotJ March 11, 2023