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Fluttering butterfly

As if giving butterfly kisses with your balls. Lightly flapping your nuts across her cheek. The feminine version of this word would be butterflap kisses.
Eg. He gave me the fluttering butterfly so sweetly that a tear rolled down my cheek (or was it pre ejac?).
by Moreassonud August 29, 2016
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Fatterooba

Fatterooba

A white and obese 32 year old homophobic man that fucks a turkey on a tractor at specifically 4:38 AM while wearing a pantyhose. He burns weebs like groceries, while he chews on his nails. He picks his nose and shoves it in his girlfriend's wet pussy as she moans and squirts. He is a very bad boy, and is at the top of Santa's naughty list. He has 72 piercings in total, and is an ugly motherfucker. He charms his mother by spanking her with his hairy balls. His erect penis is exactly 2.5334673 inches long, and a girth of 0.25932357801 inches at this very moment. His cum is a rotten green shade. And yes, he fucked your mom last night.

Yes, this is legit. I don't know how it wouldn't get accepted.
Fatterooba got a stocking of coal for Christmas for raping an 18 year old.
by ChloeV124 December 16, 2016
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flasterbag

Stupid, lonely, friend that doesn't do anything.
He is just a flasterbag since he doesn't reply to my text messages.
by BLAHBLAHBLACKSHEEP1234 January 27, 2017
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flatzero

An ugly girl who would be considered a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. Who also happens to have the chest of a 10 year old boy and the ass of Plank (Plank from ED, EDD, and EDDY).
Josh: YO, that girl is a flatzero.

Tom: Its not Ashley's fault she hit every branch when she fell out of the ugly tree.

Josh: She still a flatzero BRO!
by uglyasianwhore March 1, 2018
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flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)
Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian
by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019
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flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."
Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.
by Hazza151 May 23, 2014
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