cum flake

Cum, usually in trace amounts, that has dried into flakes resembling those of dandruff, except perhaps a little yellower and definitely smellier.

I had a hard time wiping my jizz out of my pubes and chest hair, and 15 minutes later I noticed I was covered in cum flakes.

by agwellin January 11, 2009

pussy flakes

When a female is laying in a bed after being aroused and getting all juicy, and there isn't much humidity in the air, and that mucous-juice dries and begins to flake off her reproductive/excretory area.

Woah, Kristy. You're just brushing that shit off onto my bed? Like I want to sleep on your pussy flakes? You never get to complain about me doing anything gross ever again.

by Jer0EM August 3, 2008

bitch flakes

a cereal consumed by women that turns them in to major, major beotches by the afternoon. an extremely dangerous concoction.

Damn, woman! You must've had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning.

by Roble Rocks October 13, 2002

Dil Flakes

Created from unclean, unhygienic paractices. Found on heavily used dildos primarily under the head, under the simulated veins and other porous cracks and crevices. When left unwashed after use, the user's vaginal or anal discharge hardens and dries to a flakey consistency. It may reconstitute into liquid again upon reuse of the device. Just wash your sex toys to avoid this nastiness.

I looked in my Mom's nightstand and was totally grossed out by the Dil Flakes on her big black dildo.

by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2017

Flake-Dance

The name given to the crazy dance performed by Rammstein keyboardist "Flake" during Weisses Fleisch. Consists of almost out of control movements that somewhat resemble a person caught on a giant frying pan. Nonetheless its hilarious to watch.

"Only Flake can do the Flake-dance!"

by D.E March 18, 2004

flake shower

The rain of dandruff that comes off your head when you scratch.

When Joe scratched his head, the flake shower that came off him rivaled that of Ally Sheedy in the Breakfast Club when she made it snow on her drawing.

by vwallac October 31, 2008

Bitch flakes

What someone ate for breakfast before doing or saying something particularly bitchy.

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."

"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."

by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013