Fishin' Boo

A perverted older male who preys on young drunk women in bars. Usually poor but drives an old bmw to make himself look better.

Dave: "Joanne better watch out for that Fishin' Boo over there, he's all over her"

by Hontop Shanny February 3, 2010

Fishicide

When a fish jumps out of a non-lidded tank, which leads to the event of it committing suicide.

Jonny: did you see what Goldy just did?! she almost jumped right out of the tank!

Ken: yeah bro! Goldy just attempted fishicide!

by katphin March 14, 2012

Fihire

Ignoble business practice in which an employee is given the option to choose between being fired or accepting a lower possition with less pay and status. The employee usually takes whatever is offered, since in this day and age the prospect of being left on the streets is frankly terrifying. The term comes from the contraction of fired and hired. Also know as Schrödinger's Contract, since at some point of the process you have a job and lack one at the same exact time.

- You hear about Merrin? He was called to the managers office and offered to either gather his things and leave or accept an internship post.
- Bastards. They fihired him alright...

by Merrin January 13, 2013

Fitbit Amnesia

All the walking, jogging and miscellaneous exercise done while your Fitbit is off, recharging. It doesn't matter how much you complain, your friends will never believe you. This seems to happen at least once a week.

"I walked eight full laps around the mall yesterday, but I was suffering from Fitbit Amnesia, so it looks like I only walked 42 steps."

by PsychoPuppyDad July 10, 2016

fishist

When one discriminates against a particular fish group due to a feature or characteristic which stereotypes or victimizes the fish pool/ group

You: I had the misfortune of eating some smelly fish the other day.
Friend: Blad that be bare 'FISHIST'.
Friend Bae : I love you , you bast**d
Friend Cousin Bae: F*** you Bush-bit*h I love him.
Friend Bae: You hoe, he is your first cousin.
Friend : Look yh, I kissed you one time yh so allow it.
Friend Bae: yh, hes only my second cousin, you freak.
Friend Bae: 'Fishist', seems legit....
Friend Cousin Bae: F*** you, you, dark skinned bengali.
Friend, Friend Bae and You: YO! That's 'Fishest'

by MKHassan January 2, 2017

Fishing hook of boners

The theoretical power that your friend has to hook you up with someone that you want to love and bone

Ian must use the fishing hook of boners to set Glenn up with Amy

by Strongalingam April 6, 2019

fither

alternate form of father; a man in relation to his child or children.

ei. Her fither died at a young age

by SoupGoat August 19, 2021