Shots Fired

When you make fun of someone and make a joke about them. After you make a really good comeback it is customary for someone to yell "SHOTS FIRED". This is Aly's saying and Jack can't use it!

Boy: "You look like shit! Just like your mom!

Girl: "That really hurt my feelings"

Random kid in the crowd" "SHOTS FIRED!"

by Pussydestoyer6969 May 29, 2015

Fired up

To become excited, angered, resentful, or another strong emotion, as a result of another(s)' instigating it and/or stirring it up around.

Song lyrics:
I heard that you were talking shit
And you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you talking like that, getting everybody fired up
So I'm ready to attack, gonna lead the pack
Gonna get a touchdown, gonna take you out
That's right, put your pom-poms downs, getting everybody fired up
Lyrics from "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani.

by Jessica F November 19, 2005

firedog

Computer repair service; Circuit City's response to the geek squad. Like the geek squad, the firedog team is composed mostly of people who have very little experience working with computers outside of their job. Firedog charges the maximum price for computer repair that customers will withstand. This is quite high because the majority of people lack understanding to the point where they are not confident enough to do whatever computer repair task they require on their own. They have a unique advantage because they are one of the only well known suppliers of computer repair service and their official looking uniforms and limited amount of computer jargon are enough to convince most people that they know what they are doing. This is generally misleading as their business model is based on maximizing point of sale profit at all costs meaning that customer satisfaction is a relatively low priority because the type of customer that their service targets has almost nowhere else to run.

My friend doesn't know shit about computers. He called firedog and got raped $500 to fix a computer that he paid $300 for 5 years ago. They didn't even fix what he wanted them to fix. I've done better computer repair jobs in neat curly brown piles on the lawn.

by boomshakalakaboomshakalakaboom November 6, 2007

you're fired

Many people refer this word to Donald Trump, but the origin goes way back to when Cartoon Network was not on demand. Benson, a charactar from "The Regular Show" yells at Mordecai and Rugby all the time to do something or they're fired.

CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED!

by v1vdefineswords December 1, 2020

Norwegian FireDragon

when a man cums in a girls mouth, then she holds it there while he socks her in the mouth really hard, then with the mess all in her mouth he says a funny joke and she sprays cum and blood everywhere.

"Hey man, remember when you picked up that hooker on the street and she let you give her the norwegian firedragon?"

"I would love to perform the norwegian firedragon on her!

by caesar pleaser October 23, 2012

You're fired

An unsympathetic and merciless phrase which may be used by those with the power to hire and fire employees or contractors, when they no longer require the services of those in their employ.

Popularised by the entertainer Donald Trump on the TV show 'The Apprentice', before the majority of US voters decided to turn the phrase on him in November 2020.

"Mr Trump, the people have spoken: you're fired!"

by Sneachta dubh November 8, 2020

firned

A friend the same gender as you who you find sexy/beautiful/etc. but would not sleep with for whatever reasons

"I'm glad you're my firned"

by Flies With The Llamas March 24, 2010