fap finding mission

The process of selecting the perfect video to fap to when overwhelmed by options. This problem has become increasingly prominent with the advent of porn tube websites.

I spent the better part of an hour on Pornhub last night on an epic fap finding mission.

by The Juggersnort December 20, 2015

Operation Fickington

An impossible mission made possible when a lonely pool party becomes a spontaneous sex orgy between 3 or more parties in the same house.

Yo last night I accidentally butt dialed my mom during an operation fickington and she was right in the other room!

by Nuttella1 November 22, 2018

Ducking up the finish

Celebrating before actually crossing the finish line/goal line; resulting in an embarrassing loss or inability to score on what should be an easy score.

Man, the University of Oregon keeps ducking up the finish. Did you see that University of Oregon runner start celebrating before he crossed the finish line. He ended up losing to another runner because he was celebrating before he had actually won the race.

by Jerry's stinky finger April 13, 2015

The Milky Finish

The act of drinking chocolate milk while having an orgasm.

I've tried the milky finish yesterday, it was awesome!

by MigthySheep May 18, 2016

IG User Findingyourchill

Some gay ass nigga who be hittin tha blue tip (kinda swag tho)

"yo jake is such a 'IG User Findingyourchill"

by ig user mw3decent February 21, 2019

nice guys finish last

The idea that if you are nice to a girl, compliment her, tell her how amazing she is everyday, and really just genuinely show her how incredible she is everyday, that you will never get her to love you. Sadly, this is more than true in most cases. You know when you love this girl, and you're always there for her no matter what, and she always goes for the assholes that cheat on every girl they date and treat them like shit? Yea, thats cause your the nice guy. However, there is nothing wrong with you at all, and the truth is that it is her loss.

Why do nice guys always finish last? Because they put their girlfriend first..

Colin: Hey man, why wont she date you instead of going off with some other douche who never pays attention to her!

Kyle: I dont know man, just proof that nice guys finish last.

by Dat kid u kno June 15, 2011

finding nemo

a horrendus sexual act

first, you go to a pet store and buy some fish eggs. then, while yo woman is sleepin, slip a few into her lil vaj. wait a month, then stick ur dick inside and see what bites

deb: wtf is moving in my pussy?

tim: yo im finding nemo!

deb: wtf

tim:AHHH FUCK I FOUND NEMO

by deluxe vajatajay October 21, 2009