Fimbl

A friend of yours, that you simultaneously love and hate.

A hated friend of yours: "Am I your best friend?"
You: "Hell no, you're my fimbl"

by aggro_olli July 3, 2022

fibble

in reference to a person or thing which inflicts the urge to dish out affection and love and give it all of your money and compliments

man, painty is so Fibble

by Pigeon Concert October 30, 2022

Fumble the bag

Messing up when the stakes are high, and losing out on a (usually financial or LP) gain.

B: "Ja som hrával Zeda"
B: *Picks Zed and proceeds to fumble the bag*
V: "gg that epic fail, go next"

by anonymous May 5, 2023

flimblenickle

Throwing a coin at a person until they start covulsing on or until they are unresponsive

Lets go Flimblenickle that guy

by Anagoro June 10, 2023

Malthusian Fumble

When one attempts to use an obscure 3+ syllable word or phrase (e.g. a literary reference, popular saying, economic term) without having a iota of a clue what the word means, thus making the user appear to be a clueless douche.

Patrice: The tenor's entrance to the stage last night at the Opera was magnificently Malthusian!
BM: He's on the 15...the 10...the 5.... OH NO it was a Malthusian Fumble!

by spyslikeus March 15, 2011

trumpet fumble

A synonym to "sloppy handjob", usually ends with the recipient being disappointed

"Yo man, she was a solid 10 but all I ended up getting was a trumpet fumble."

by Sad Trumpet PLayer October 16, 2017

Bag Fumbler

A community of producers that originated from Mai's discord server and became a music making collective on the SoundCloud platform releasing beat tapes. Mostly canonised with being extremely horny (down bad), sad and inclusive into their family-like community. They are friendly and have gained a fair amount of popularity, both good and bad.

He is sad and sampling old jazz music in the dark, battling beat block; that is probably a bag fumbler.
I cannot escape the fumbler disease!

by Grey Franko December 2, 2021