Finstallectual

Someone who falsely believes that their amount of social media followers somehow reflects their intellect.

Person 1: Your opinion is stupid
Person 2: Well I have a few facts to back myself up

Person 1: A lot of people follow and like my content so I don't really care what you have to say.

Person 2: This is how finstallectuals think...

by strigiformed July 27, 2020

Fiestar

Fiesta - but as a verb!

We used to soy “vamos a la fiesta” but now we just say “fiestamos”. We love the new verb fiestar!!

by 420pussy July 19, 2021

Man Fiesta

A party or gathering of all men before an event or the last day of an event. A man fiesta always contains your closest friends, and no women are allowed.

"Hey John, on the last night before the end of school, you wanna come over for a man fiesta?

by reece99 June 14, 2014

cosmic fiesta

When you send your rocket to Uranus, then helicopter the juices at her, giving her a 'Milky Way', then beating it on her ass til you burst like a pinata, all while wearing a sombrero.

I gave that bitch a cosmic fiesta last night, she really enjoyed herself.

by MetalReaper April 25, 2015

Fecal fiesta

A complete disaster that is a little more PC than shit show.

That meeting quickly turned into a fecal fiesta when he stepped in.

by Tosandes January 5, 2020

Human Fistapeed

When four or more consenting humans are simultaneously fisting each other in the ass.

Wow, did you see Jerry’s Snapchat story last night? He must have been part of a Human Fistapeed.

by Catnip flickherbean October 21, 2021

Update my finsta

A group of 20 something year old idiots who use this phrase to say they are going number 2 .

"Aww man that taco bell went right through me, I gotta go update my finsta!"

by Updatefinsta August 24, 2019