male feminist

Most often, the males who vociferously support feminism fall under the beta positive or beta negative category within the male social hierarchy. They usually patronize the feminist ideology simply to elevate their status in women's eyes, even though stridently feminist men are almost always found explicitly on the internet (similar to the "white knight"). Regardless of the numerous hypocrisies and double-standards endorsed by most sources of feminism, the male feminist will leap to his armchair, a dedicated keyboard warrior, to defend women against the horrible "profanations" and "vulgarities" people make towards the delicate and faint-hearted damsel in distress.

Person: "Women are clearly less intelligent than men."
Male feminist: "Bro, you're just a sexist douchebag. Lmao, like, go back to the 17th century."
Person: "But under today's equal opportunity, men still dominate every scientific and political field in the entire world."
Male Feminist: "HAHA wow - hey women, not all guys are like this. I'm a man, and I can assure you that not all men are sexist. P-please validate my pathetic existence. ;_;"

by Chad McIroncock May 4, 2014

Feminisce

N. The act of meeting up with old girlfriends to chat about life, old times, whatever. Used only pertaining to women.

Basically a combination of 'feminine' and 'reminisce'

Also Vb. 'To feminisce'

JAKE: Where's Alice today?

JOE: She got a call from an old school friend. She's probably off feminiscing somewhere...

JAKE: Stop trying to make 'feminisce' happen, cockblock.

by Glomm..n April 6, 2009

Intersectional Feminism

The scurry for new sources that arises when demand for oppression outstrips supply

"I am so oppressed!!!"
"Really.. How?"
"I'm not sure yet. But intersectional feminism is opening up whole new horizons in places I can be oppressed!"
"Great! For a moment there I was scared we couldn't be victims any more"

by MillenmiumMan January 21, 2020

Rules of Feminism

As referred to in Mean Girls, the Rules of Feminism state that no girl can date her friend's:
Ex-Boyfriends,
Crushes,
or
Relatives
Follow these simple rules and avoid hell in Girl World.

"Oh, no, you can't like Aaron Samuels.
That's Regina's ex-boyfriend. Ex-boyfriends are just off-limits to friends. I mean, that's just, like, the Rules of Feminism!" - Gretchen Weiners (Mean Girls)

by R!aaaachellll July 19, 2007

Feinstein

Narcisistic nanometric nipple narfing wee-man.

Shibby, that squirrel totally SARSed Feinstein's room.

by Matthew January 7, 2004

Feilim

A guy that is a great friend that has a large friend group
He will help you in tough time and will always be there for you
Has A big peepee and looks good

wow thats a feilim

by Feilim-fiel September 9, 2019

Feminist Pi

When geeky feminists who endorse the idea that Pi is a female figure argue that the beloved constant π has been taken hostage by chauvinistic male mathematicians and math educators, who are only attracted by her sexy numerical and geometrical properties, while treating other mathematical constants worthy of consideration as second-class citizens.

Feminist pi believers have been waging a theomatical war with literalist evangelicals (who view God as male and insist that the true value of π is the biblical value of 3).

by Fasters November 20, 2022