Notch’s fedora

Notch’s fedora is an ancient relic, and whoever wears it is the rightful hair to the babylonian throne. It was first mentioned in Mein Kampf as «One fedora to rule them all» It currently resides in the bottom of King Kong’s unopened champagne bottle labeled «Obama Juice»

Notch’s fedora, the one the only.

by Karlonien March 21, 2021

Fedio

To be Amish to an extreme to degree.

Boy that Pennsylvanian sure is Fedio.

by gsoc January 20, 2007

fedora fag

A gentleman gamer who wears the hat of honor for his damsel in distress, a knight without shining armor who is better than those chads that mommie is taking out and is too busy with to make tendies

“Hello M’lady, what a fine evening ‘man *tips fedora* would you like to go out with a gentleman gamer like myself ?”
“No”
“That’s ok, I’m a cordial person and I myself sudied the art of the blade m’lady”
*tips fedora and waddles away with arms flailing like flaccid spaghetti*
^this is a fedora fag

by Tard guard May 30, 2018

tinfoil fedora

The headgear of choice for the modern Republican.

"Hugo Chavez used Antifa to steal all the ballots and replace them with ballots installing China as Emperor so the communist Satanist pedophiles would force us all to wear hijabs beginning as face masks after changing our sexes forcefully"
"Take off the tinfoil fedora"

by Queen Buttrix January 2, 2021

fedorable

Able to be stretched to a fantastic degree.

One night while George and Carl got into one of those conversations straight guys wish they never started. They were trying to decide who's back end was more fedorable. After avoiding being candid for awhile, the grain alcohol kicked in, and George blurted out, "Hell I once had half of skull and bones up there. You know how wild those parties can get."
Carl couldn't get this out of his mind while he watched the State of the Union address.

by Jorge Bushata February 17, 2008

Fedoraphobia

Fedoraphobia is the fear that a fedora will be placed unwillingly upon ones head.

Alex has fedoraphobia and as she slept her brother placed a Fedora upon her head. When Alex wokeup she saw the Fedora and lost the will to live.

by Tac0cat March 23, 2014

Barbara Feldon

(n) In Poker, a pair of nines

This is named after Barbara Feldon's character on the TV show "Get Smart." She was known only as "Ninty-Nine."

You've got a pair of eights, but I've got Barbara Feldon!

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005