by Brittney and Josh June 22, 2008
Get the Tri-fakeda mug.The girl at Snake and Jake's was so schlitz-faced that she fell off her barstool without provocation.
by Anomaly July 8, 2005
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The feeling of being so stoned your eyes are as wet as Niagra Falls, your mouth as dry as a dessert, and your body feels like its being anchored down to the couch.
Pat: "Gee golly Mike you sure are bakefaced"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
Mike: "I am to bake faced to even reply to you Pat, please leave me be with my delicious screamer"
by Canadian Mike December 28, 2007
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Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
Why do niggas Faze Jarvis, even when they got a bad bitch on their team?
by TayAHOE November 6, 2019
Get the Faze Jarvis mug.The act of planting one's face into a desk at high speeds usually due to embarrasment or frustration.
by SuikoxYohn July 7, 2006
Get the facedesk mug.Shot-faced: The glazed over-red eyed-slack jawed-blank look that happens when you're hammered, wasted, munted, drunk, smashed, or bombed after drinking many shot glasses full of high-proof liquor.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
Warning: Using full-size glasses to drink shots is like putting a bottle to your head and pulling the trigger.
The only cure for being shot-faced is to slip into a merciful coma or to hurl till you slip into a merciful coma.
"That guy is so shot-faced he can't even talk."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
"See that girl propped up against the bar who's just staring and drooling?" "Yeah, she's totally shot-faced."
"I'm gonna get shot-faced all weekend."
by Sparkler Girl May 25, 2008
Get the Shot-faced mug.Similar in spirit to 'waste of time','faced of time' refers to the time that one wastes electronically 'socializing' rather than socializing in person.
A: Hey, wanna walk over to the bar and grab a beer? I hear there's a good band playing.
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
B: (Sitting at computer in underwear, eating ramen) No thanks. I really, really should catch up on my Facebook stuff. Oh wow! Look! Someone sent me a special heart! AND a fuzzy bear! tee-hee.....
A: Uggghhh, you're such a social retard! What a 'faced of time'!
by Bryan Gilbreath March 2, 2010
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