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fashion oxymoron 

when someone wears clothing in a way that, by definition, doesn't go together
I saw this guy walking across the quad and he was sagging his skinny jeans.

How can you sag skinny jeans? That's a fashion oxymoron.
fashion oxymoron by deefine October 3, 2010

fashion burqa 

clothing worn by men or women who aren't really observant muslims but who wear muslim garb to make a statement about what they do or who they hang with. see: poseur.
a."That chick on the subway was annoying"
b."which one?"
a."the one in the fashion burqa screaming into her phone"
fashion burqa by hifive November 14, 2012

Fashion Dinosaur 

A person that makes their own clothes.

A fashion designer that dresses dresses well or a fashion designer that makes bad clothes and dresses poorly.

Someone who spends a lot of money on clothes.
Watch out for those bitchy fashion dinosaurs, walking around in their designer handbags.
Fashion Dinosaur by Nat Sel February 9, 2013

fashion rider 

Some one who rides exspensive scooters, bikes, or skate boreds and can't do jack shit on it.
Sean:nice scooter how much did you pay.

Jagraj: £550

Sean:cool, cool can you land a tale whip.

Jagraj:na just scoot around

Sean: fuck'in dicked 'fashion rider' kmt!
fashion rider by badboy121 November 18, 2013

Fashion drag 

A man who is so obsessed with fashion and his own style that he is like a woman.
Clive: Do you like my new cardigan and V neck?
Dave: You are such a fashion drag.

Fashion general 

You never heard of the fashion general? They are the people who tell you what to wear, how to wear it, when to wear it.
The fashion general is heeeeeeeere~!