fapanese

You are fapanese if
A - You watch porn of someone of Asian decent, or if you fap to any depiction of an Asian.
B - You are an Asian who makes porn.
C - You have had sex with an Asian or, informally, if you would like to have sex with an Asian.

It is an offshoot of the term wapanese.

Ron is such a fapanese with his Kristin Kreuk crush.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because everyone has done this slutty Sakura chick.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because of this hot Sakura girl everyone wants to do; but she is a Christian so no one has.

by x.L.x June 10, 2010

Faphazard

When someone is so sexy/hot, it is dangerous to your (fapping aka) masturbation's health.

"Man, did you see what Jessica was wearing today? She is such a Faphazard, watch out!"

by DarkRyo March 14, 2009

faphat

someone who faps excessively or is easily arroused

Jason: "Did you know that chocolate makes girls more easily aroused?"
Me: omfg a faphat si yuo!

by SHHPF February 6, 2003

collateral fappage

The other, unattractive people in a picture or video you're masturbating to

Man, I totally rubbed one out to those shots of Lindsay Lohan topless. Her mom was in the background, though - total collateral fappage.

by Johnny Herp Derp August 16, 2011

faparous

Someone who masturbates a lot.

My mom called me a faparous after she caught me jizzing all over the cat.

by T March 25, 2004

Fapagram

To intentionally send or post pictures and/or videos of yourself fapping to email accounts of friends or sexual contacts or amateur porn sites.

Carl: What's up Roger? Why the strange look?
Roger: I was surfing amateur porn on the internet the other night looking for some new spank bank material. I came across some pictures. I am confident they were my wife Sandy's.

Carl: Wow. That's wild. Sounds like she's been doing a little Fapagram.
Roger: Yea. Not sure what to think.
Carl: I think you need to give me that website so I can do a little fapping.
Roger: Kiss my ass braaaaahhh!

by Eaton Holgoode May 17, 2015

BarSe Fapper

A group of Singapore "bus enthusiasts" who makes regular love with buses with their gentleman's area, inconveniencing commuters after they leave their white mess behind in seats.

Barse fappers are at it again in Singapore...striking innocent buses...

by Singapore Buses May 10, 2020