a website that used to be great in 2009 & 2010 until it got all wild with the "fancyness" & now it looks all ugly & its stalkerish ._. but i'm still addicted to it lol awk
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-
ps it's also suppppa slooooooow. -___-
christina : yooooo zac man wz up??!??!!111?////!?? hw u doinnnn?!?!?!?!!111///??!!!!1111//one!!!!??
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....
zac : fucking facebook noob hop off my wall *deletes her*
me : i h8 it wen ppl typ lyk diz on facebook ....
by manda hi ! November 10, 2011
Get the facebookmug. (verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.
When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.
by foxhead120 October 3, 2010
Get the facebookmug. by Malec April 14, 2006
Get the facebookmug. 1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
by akrasy December 18, 2012
Get the facebookmug. only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
by milkpuddl3s November 12, 2020
Get the facebookmug. 1. to make a hard shoot in someones face
2. an expression you can read off sum1 face
3. a new expression for asking for head,blow job,knowledge,brains,neck,bj,
2. an expression you can read off sum1 face
3. a new expression for asking for head,blow job,knowledge,brains,neck,bj,
1. after a made basket in basketball yell out "FACEBOOK"
2. damn ya boy got that facebook right now he look like he gonna puke.
3. yo ma whats good with that facebook later
2. damn ya boy got that facebook right now he look like he gonna puke.
3. yo ma whats good with that facebook later
by facebook.com May 9, 2006
Get the facebookmug. by the buyt November 12, 2014
Get the facebookmug.