Facetire

Related to facepalm, it however involves you or someone elses face coming into contact with a tire.

Dude, that guy so facetired when he crashed his bike.

by aslfgb May 17, 2009

FaceIMer

The art of precision recognition when a FaceBook friend becomes active. The assailant waits in anticipation of the victim to become logged on, then BAM an IM of "hey, you there?"

Why are you following me I just want to check some updates and there you are to announce you have recognized I am on, stop being a FaceIMer

by Tonecapone April 13, 2010

face time

Time spent on Facebook.

Especially time wasted.

tim - "I don't think I'll be able to get off Facebook for awhile."
joe - "enjoy your Face Time"

by IeatEGGSaLOT October 30, 2011

face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd

i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone

by lokoking83 June 24, 2011

FaeceTime

FaceTiming whilst having a shit
#Australian
#howwedo
#Straya :poop:

Melissa I dont care if you're having a shit, answer my FaeceTime
-Leelee

by LeeleeDotCom March 24, 2018

Face-Time

Face-Time (hyphend) is the female slang version as is Head the skabd version for the make, of giving or receiving oral sex.

Hey baby I'll give you that extra Face-Time ,if you come give sum head real fast before dinner?!

by Sojuvet March 8, 2020

Fametimeophobia

/fah-may-teh-mayo-fobia/

That nagging feeling in your head head (and your stomach) knowing that where you are going isn't going to have enough food to satisfy you.

"Dude why are you eating a Big Mac before the party? They said there will be food there"

"Sorry man I have fametimeophobia"

by WutamIdoing? January 3, 2021