2 definitions by Tonecapone

noun. a unique marital bond that is such a significant bond, that one can only compare it to a spiritual or "holy" bond between a married couple that enthusiastically "MART" (see ud definition) on one another.
"Aaron and Miranda live blissfully in holy Martrimony," says Tony to Dean when he noticed the couples room was over- powered by the ever-lingering, pungent aroma of holy martrimony.
by Tonecapone October 10, 2023
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The art of precision recognition when a FaceBook friend becomes active. The assailant waits in anticipation of the victim to become logged on, then BAM an IM of "hey, you there?"
Why are you following me I just want to check some updates and there you are to announce you have recognized I am on, stop being a FaceIMer
by Tonecapone April 14, 2010
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