The art of precision recognition when a FaceBook friend becomes active. The assailant waits in anticipation of the victim to become logged on, then BAM an IM of "hey, you there?"
Why are you following me I just want to check some updates and there you are to announce you have recognized I am on, stop being a FaceIMer
by Tonecapone April 13, 2010
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Let's Facemerk Jessica while she's in the bathroom by typing a status update telling everyone that she just took the biggest bowel movement in her life!
by TimGUNZ April 6, 2011
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