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Internet Explorer

Internet Explorer is an insidious web browser that comes installed on Microsoft operating systems. It crashes all the time and then annoys you with prompts asking if you want to send error reports. It also has a lot of security vulnerabilities, and using it is the easiest way to get a virus, trojan, or other malware.

As if that weren't bad enough, Internet Explorer is so integrated into the system that removing it can cause major problems.
The only thing Internet Explorer is good for is downloading Firefox
by am529~ June 3, 2010
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internet explorer

a program that you think you can use to view internet pages...but you cant.....it sucks balls
as in internet explorer sucks my balls.. cant even close the bitch when it doesnt respond.. unkown error closing application unexpectadly would you like to further delay yourself by trying to send a message to our tech people that will take another hour because no one in the world uses microsoft outlook as their main emailing program and youaccidently hit "yes" instead of the "suck my balls order me a macbook" button and now it has try to load and then tell me that i deleted some applications neccessary to open it.........shit..
by andyx March 3, 2011
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Internet Explorer

1. The best browser to download Firefox.

2. An evil browser that is intergrated in to Windows 95 with IE4 Desktop Update, Windows 98, 98SE, Windows 2000, Windows ME, and Windows XP. And Bill says it can't be removed, but it can.

3. A tool for downloading viruses, spyware, adware, and trojans.

See firefox.
"Oh my! I just got a virus! And I keep getting them! And Internet Explorer is integrated into my OS! And I just downloaded Firefox!"
by IAmNotSashaFierce October 1, 2009
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exploderise

Exploderise: Verb. To explode, but MORE! Akin to a special effect in a Michael Bay movie. An object bursts apart due to violent stress put upon it, but instead of it leaving pieces, it leaves no trace! Like a building after an action scene in a Roland Emmerich film.
Did you see that scene in Transformers where those robots exploderise?!

I went to see the firework display and they were exploderising everywhere.
by Fuzz Caminski December 12, 2011
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exploger

Explode in an ogre like fashion.
Tyrone just explogerd all over my swamp!
by nitrogencooled April 26, 2014
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my pen exploded

When the pen you have in your pen or pocket leaks everywhere- and stains everything.
Some dude: Aw shit my pen exploded!!

Some other dude: killer queen has already touched that pen.
by GenosCyborg August 19, 2023
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EXPLODE-A-POOP

Occurs when you make it to the bathroom, and sit just in time. Bad case of diarrhea that explodes.
Jim had a bad case of explode-a-poop after lunch today.
by LBPGH April 7, 2008
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