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Evolution

The hypothetical scenario that everything was created naturally over a gradual (4.5 billion years) rate; it is declared “science,” which should be taught, but is nothing more than another religion straying away from God. Likewise, because evolution is taught has true, many feel they must believe it despite Evangelical evidence of God’s truth and creation.
1. Evolution is a misconception on how people perceive the studies of science, providing outlandish theories without evidence while hoping others will not question it.

2. Evolution is a religion taught in public schools, demoting God’s omnipotence.

3. Evolution is a big joke to humanity.

4. Evolution is the story made up by human beings (secular), believing they know everything.
by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023
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True Evolution

Evolution is the hypothetical theory or joke that everything came into existence (the earth, 4.5 billion years ago) through natural processes over an elongated duration without any logical evidence. Likewise, according to the secular view, evolution is presumed “science” in education, but is nothing more than another heretical religion demoting the Evangelical truth of God’s creation with diluvial scripture aligning physical evidence to the Biblical creation.
1. True Evolution is merely a theory derived by sinful human error.
2. Evolution is scientific heresy, teaching fictional stories on the account of human error.
3. Evolution demotes the Evangelical truth as it is full of error.
4. Evolution is illogical and “secular scientists” are biased in their own beliefs, ignoring living mammoth tissue and dinosaur blood.
5. Evolution is not a science, but the science of heresy.
6. Evolution is humanity’s greatest joke.
by Evidential TruthSeeker November 13, 2023
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Evolution

Evolution is real right?
Yeah, but my friend Riley doesn’t think so
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Lancer Evolution

The greatest 4 door car ever made literally think about this car every day
That’s a sick lancer evolution bro
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Evolution

Evolution is the survival game of living organisms invented by Charles Darwin.
- Dolphin's closest evolutionary relatives are pigs. Now, ain't that a real mindf_ck?
- Well, u know, that Darwin fellow was very good in inventing life and everything...
by Hobo_Geography October 2, 2021
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Romantic evolution

1: An expression used to describe how a specific romantic couple has progressed in their relationship over time
2: A phrase used to refer to how the processes from which people get into romantic relationships and or marriages in a specific culture have changed over time
Quintin: How are you and Denise doing these days?
Winston: We’re doing great. She has gotten comfortable enough with me to start talking to me about her past, some of the problems that have been affecting her family, her religious beliefs, and so on.

Quintin: In terms of your romantic evolution, it sounds like the two of you have gotten really far in your relationship in the past eight months.
Winston: Me and her have definitely made a lot of progress during that time in regards to our romantic relationship.
by Vanguard 1998 June 11, 2021
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Political evolution

1: A phrase used to refer to how a specific political ideology or the beliefs of a particular political party has changed over time
An example of political evolution would be the Republican’s views on environmental issues. In the past, Republicans used to take a more aggressive approach by actively making policies and laws that would protect the environment from harm as you can observe based on the work done by U.S. President Richard Nixon. As time passed, as demonstrated by the work of U.S. President Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan, Republicans shifted to strongly favoring deregulation and eliminating or weakening environmental protections.
by Vanguard 1998 June 11, 2021
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